I knew you weren’t a “real criminal.” You were basically Robin Hood — holding out on the fed to support local government. (I mean this as a compliment, really).

The whole time I was reading “Hangin’ Up,” I thought you were basically like an undercover reporter or anthropologist, and now that your field work is done, you’re communicating your findings with stakeholders.

If we had a better functioning government (like if 50% of U.S. voters weren’t adamantly opposed to functioning government), this whole story would be a fairy tale.

As it is, I foresee a Netflix series and maybe even a movie. A lot needs to happen in the meantime, but your 15 minutes isn’t over. It’s only just begun.