Personally, I found the idioms you reference as “quaint" and “cliche" to be quite relatable. Considering the intended audience is mass rather niche, inclusive rather than elite, I can’t help but wonder what in the world is the point you intend to make? I was with you until this part, which is, frankly, quite elitist.

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